Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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