fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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