I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
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Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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