is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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