I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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