whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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