You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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