just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
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How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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