Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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