Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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