i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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