What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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