the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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