i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
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I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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