i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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