How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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