If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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