dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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