We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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