I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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