Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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