I feel like I'm in dance class right now
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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