I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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