I think im going to throw up on grandma
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
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What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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