Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I need moral support for this bender
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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