Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I think I sprained my soul last night
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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