you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Is it penis luge time yet?
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He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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