you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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