the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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