Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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