idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I will die if light touches me.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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