Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
So much rum. So many feels.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I need to sanitize my soul.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
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