Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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