Your mouth is God's brothel.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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