Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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