I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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