Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
