She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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