I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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