You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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