Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
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my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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