I wannas sexs uuuuu
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
how drunk are you?
Several
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