gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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