I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
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My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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