I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
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In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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