Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Randomize
