Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize