i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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