Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
