I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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