I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Who died my cat blue again?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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