Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
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I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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