For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
We had to coat check the pizza.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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