I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
