I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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