Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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